Tuesday, January 29, 2008 10:05 PM
Subject: Wisdom Of Our Time
Wisdom Of Our Time
<>It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
<> You are not drunk if you can lie on the floorwithout holding on.
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it's an amusement park.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKESUSE BIRTH CONTROL
Money isn't everything,but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and DriveYou might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you.
<> Reality is only an illusionthat occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry.Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyersgive the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
Friends don't let friendstake ugly people home.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will mergeto produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi
Gaseous cloudshave been detectedaround Uranus.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NOMATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
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GUN CONTROL:using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism,the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows thatthree out of four people makeup 75% of the population
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
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